Reddit Challenge #27

Reddit user SeeDeez submits: Fictitious rapper Rhyme-asaurus Sex. Picture Tracy Morgan for this role.


Famed rapper Rhyme-asaurus Sex and his wife, Jersey Shore star Nicole Elizabeth "Snooki" Polizzi announced the birth of their first child today. The baby, a boy who Mr. Rex and Ms. Polizzi have affectionately named 'Paycheck Dolla-Bill' was born of a surrogate mother at New York's Mount Sinai Medical Center at approximately 2:35 AM last night.

Snooki, who was unable to attend the birth due to a contractual obligation to appear at the famous Marquee Nightclub in Chelsea appeared in front of cameras at 2:45 after taking a taxi to the hospital. "I could not be happier about this news" Snooki said, holding her newborn child in one hand "and I think I speak for my husband and myself when I say... WHAT? WHAT?" Ms. Polizzi then proceeded to raise the baby up in her hands in a 'raise the roof' motion before being quickly escorted back inside by hospital staff.

Aproxamately one hour later, Ryme-asaurus Sex arrived in his trademark reptile scale covered Escalade and gave a brief statement to reporters before entering the hospital. "This is the greatest day of my life" the rap star boldly exclaimed "in the car on the way here, I beat my high score on Donkey Kong!" Mr. Sex then proceeded to remove a Gameboy from his pocket before continuing "but I still can't figure out how they made such a tiny gorilla in the first place!"