Reddit Challenge story #5

This was probably the strangest topic I will choose to cover...
Topic: The story about how Reddit user Battymo wins the lottery and buys a zoo full of animals. Sexy animals.

“You want what, ma’am?” asked the general manager of the Cincinnati Zoo, staring across his desk at a woman dressed in what could only be described as a velvet kangaroo costume.

“I want the entire zoo, and I am prepared to pay for it” said the woman in the velvet kangaroo costume “and please…” she purred “call me Battymo.”

The general manager looked down at the papers on his desk and looked back up at Battymo, puzzled. The manager looked toward his window out at the zoo, the zoo he had managed for 20 years, and then back at Battymo and sternly blurted out “It’s going to cost you 18 million.”

Without missing a beat Battymo screamed back “done!” And with that, she pulled out her checkbook from her massive pouch, wrote out a check and placed it on the table. “Brian…” she calmly whispers, looking at the manager “you’re fired.”

The next day, after Battymo had cleared the zoo of visitors and staff, she made her way to the animal cages to look them over. In moments she spotted a particularly beautiful horse and walked past it, swaying her hips with each step.

The horse stared straight ahead as she passed in front of him, and as soon as her back was turned he turned his head and stared at her swaying buttocks. “Well nayhayhayhayhayyyyyyy.”