Two people are cooking in a small kitchen, a man is preparing some chicken and a woman is cooking pasta. Suddenly the man, as he shifts the pan, spills a large amount of chicken. Before he has time to react the plate is sucked out of his hand and it flies up to the corner of the ceiling. The wall then smashes open to reveal a 20 foot tall robot made entirely of high end household washing machines. The robot monster had no face, but the same proportions as a human. The machine smashed the wall open and then smashed the outside wall as the people cowered in fear. The machine destroyed the room then, just as it prepared to jump out the window onto the street two stories below the 4th wall of the room smashes open as a monster of about the same proportions but made out of high end household dryers is revealed.
The dryerbot hits the washerbot in the midsection in a perfect spear attack dive. The washerbot, belly up, fell to the ground below with the dryerbot still holding on. The two massive bots smashed a hole in the road as they landed and immediately were up and fighting once the smoke had cleared. They fought, punching each other and tackling each other down the in use roads. Cars swerved about as the robots smashed into buildings. The two monsters eventually smashed into a small local appliance store and both freeze for a moment. The washerbot abruptly hops up and seems to flex all his muscles in a warrior like pose. Suddenly washing machines from around the store start flying up to the washerbot and attaching, forming an even larger being that smashes through the roof of the store into the apartment above. Just as the dryerbot smashes a separate hole in the building to revel it has grown even bigger.
The robots continue to fight and the dryerbot eventually seems to take the upper hand as they arrive at a strip mall. Both bots are about 40 feet high and they fall onto a home depot. They both immediately suck up all the stores washers and dryers and grow to nearly 100 feet tall each. Now formidable forces that destroy small buildings with a single step, they have the power to suck dryers and washers from further distances, including the very close by Lowes, Best Buy and Sears located in the same mall. The beings are now 500 feet tall and they continue to wreak havoc as they approach the skyscraper downtown. They destroy 30 story buildings as they tackle each other and fling cars about. The dryerbot gets clever and uses a rooftop as a deadly Frisbee to the midsection of the washerbot, some washers fall off in the impact.
As they tumble around through downtown, more washers and dryers get sucked onto the respective robots from all the small local appliance stores, citizens apartments and laundramats. The household are sucked into the respective robot-monsters as their bodies seamlessly increase in size while maintaining scale as they incorporate more washers and dryers into themselves. They are eventually lerger than the tallest buildings, over 1000 feet. They destroy dozens of square blocks as they tumble about smashing at each other brutally. Mangled washers and dryers fall off constantly as they hit each other at the same time as more of the appliances continue to attach to them from all over. Thousands are dead.
Friday, May 13, 2011
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march 2010, how were you 6 years old
ReplyDeleteIt was a joke, point is this thing i wrote was childish and crummy
ReplyDeleteoh come on, don't be so hard on yourself
ReplyDeletejust another experiment in fiction
much appreciated :)
ReplyDeleteyou're welcome
ReplyDeleteHAH! I laughed for real.
ReplyDeleteLike! Thanks Mary Alisa! Also, who is anonymous?
ReplyDeleteanonymous is anonymous, of course
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