To the pigeons....

I know you know you're annoying. I know you know you're a disturbance to the world with little evolutionary value. I know you know that you keep me awake at night and in the morning. Pigeons, you suck.

I often think about how depictions of alien planets in the media often show extremely creepy little animals that hop and fly around disturbing (and often scaring) everyone. Pigeons are that creature for Planet Earth. In video games you deal with those alien creatures with a shotgun, not that I'm suggesting anything...